“Because it would be fun. And you seem cool.”
Basically me. (Before I had a bf)
Pete: You still don’t know what the name of her movie is!?
Liz: No! Could it be “Roar Her Gem Her”?
Pete: No, that doesn’t make any sense, it has to be “Oral Germ Whore”.
Carmen Chao: Where was the baby conceived?
Liz Lemon: In my vagina.
This will be my answer if anyone is ever rude enough to ask me that question.
When customers at Walmart are complaining about things that don’t matter I try to annoy them by being so into what they’re saying that they can tell it’s total BS.